Ok, Peach is Nintendos whore. To begin with she pulls Toad out of her crotch on Super Smash Bros Brawl, not to mention an umbrella. Also, her strongest attack, she hits them with her ass! Then she flashes them with her damn high kick! Also, she can float, so anytime a character looks up, panties!! And did you notice that she likes Mario even though he goes up to her waiste!? Its so he can just hide under there and no one would notice!! Just like Toad!! Also, she randomly pulls out, golf clubs, tennis rackets, frying pans, a whole crap load of things from under her dress! Plus, we notice that she can obviosly fight in the Smash Bros games, so how come she lets Bowser kidnap her! Plus when Mario finally rescues her, shes not even tide up!! So if she can float, and ass smash, and just pull random items out of her dress, why doesnt she escape!? Hmmm interesting. Plus in Super Mario Sunshine, Bowser Jr. calls her Mama Peach, later Bowser denies this....but I think its so Mario doesnt kick his ass!! Seriously, Peach is such a whore, I bet her crabs have herpes!!!
Arigato =)
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